“If we respected this local law, there would be no more naturism on the island! And the tourists come here for that. If we tell them to put on a bathing suit to go to the swimming pool, they’ll just go elsewhere.
“They’re making a mountain out of a molehill… I have even spoken to the local mayor about it, and do you know what he said? ‘Aren’t there more serious things to worry about that someone seeing my buttocks?'”