Indeed, the first rule of naked dining is this: Hot food is generally to be avoided. If hot food is risky for the nude eater, it’s even riskier for the nude cook. Yes, Jamie Oliver did start out by calling himself the Naked Chef, but that was metaphorical rather than literal. No one—with the possible exception of James Beard—really wants to fry or grill in the buff. The body needs protection from all that spattering fat and oil.