Modern tribe naturist
Correct, I’m wearing a hat. Am I supposed to burn? And boots. Would you walk on that pavement barefoot? We’re naturists, not idiots. And my bottom’s fine, thanks, but for that one welt, though if you bind a towel round the seat, the friction is minimal. If I wore shorts, my penis wouldn’t be free, would it? As God intended, look at Adam and Eve, that proves He created naturism. And central heating. Think about it: if we were meant to wear clothes, wouldn’t we have been born in them?
Read more at The Guardian
Curator’s note:not sure what I think of this read the rest and share your opinion
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