It’s something I’ve always wanted to do but do not have the confidence for. Don’t be fooled, the rubber ring around my middle is not a flotation device for such occasions but years of MacDonald’s, Chocolate, Soap marathons, drinking sessions and, let’s face it, out right laziness making itself at home in my abdomen. So I’ve decided to re home my unwelcome guests and as quickly as possible!
“Now, though, I feel ashamed and repulsive. I can actually feel the fat splurging out from my body. Never mind. Sometimes you have to sink to a nadir of toxic fat envelopment in order to emerge, phoenix-like, from the chemical wasteland as a purged and beautiful Michelle Pfeiffer figure.”
Source: Too Fat To Skinny Dip