Top Ten ways you can tell if you are clothes free living

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Someone asks, "Aren't you cold?"

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You do your housework without wearing anything.

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When cooking if you don't need an apron, you don't bother wearing one.

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Of you are doing yard work and you don't want to get your outfit dirty, you slip it off.

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When you start a load of laundry, you check if you're wearing anything that needs to go in.

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You don't put anything on to do your morning stretch or treadmill run.

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You sleep, brush your teeth and hair etc without clothes

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Your pet notices if you get a new outfit.

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You keep a towel on a chair by the door in case someone knocks.

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And the number one way you can tell if you are an honest-to-God nudist at heart: You sing in the shower!

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